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After the movie we went our separate ways and the following Monday one of my buddies came into my office and shut the door and started laughing at me.
He was talking about how he just moved to town for the job and didn't know anyone else so I thought I'd be nice and ask if he wanted to see movie or something so we did and I bought the tickets and sodas. We had fun at dinner and he insisted on picking up the whole tab. A new hire was a guy that was 10-15 years older than me and he asked if I wanted to grab a steak to celebrate. "I made a really big sale at my job and the entire company was really excited about it. That was a weird conversation with her later that day." - 1quick69 My mother looked out the window to check on us and saw us both dicks in the air. So I did the same for a good ten minutes. "One time in high school me and a buddy were swimming in my pool and for reasons unknown my buddy floated on his back, stuck only his dick out of the water and made the jaws duh-nuh noise repeatedly. Never talked about it again and we were friends for years." - Schlong_Princess He turned off the porn and we started playing Mario Kart. It was weird because we just acted like nothing happened. He c**s really fast and I immediately feel awkward. In a matter of minutes we’re both jerking off on the couch next to each other. We’re just talking about the girls and next thing I know my friend is obviously hard and rubbing himself.
"Porn somehow comes on TV (I can’t remember if he put it in a DVD or what). It was a sweltering summer night, so my friend and I were in just our boxers, hanging out in his back house. I was spending the night at my friend’s house. Terrible god damn kisser but I haven’t paid for a beer around him in years." - Sonofarex Thinking quick, he said 'no it’s cool I’m gay,' and grabbed me as I was walking by and stuck his tongue in my mouth. He was belligerent drunk and talking to some girl and her boyfriend came up with much offense taken. From getting excited while watching porn together to making obscene noises, here are some of the funniest stories. The thread posed the question, "W hat’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done with another guy?" Straight men then flooded the comments with their most epic bromance stories. Some straight men played an epic version of "Never Have I Ever" on a Reddit thread, disclosing how far they've gone with another member of the same sex. Well, here's one way to divulge some of your deepest secrets: do it to a crowd of anonymous Reddit users.